Morning Journal Newshttp://www.morningjournalnews.comTop Blogsen-usSat, 5 Sep 2015 07:50:06 EDTSat, 5 Sep 2015 07:50:06 EDT Mouth Runs the Show <P> I just figured out why I can't lose any weight. The pleasure center of my brain has been compromised and I blame my mouth.Mon, 31 Aug 2015 11:50:55 EDTNapa? Let's Not and Say We Did's-Not-and-Say-We-Did.html <P> There is a refrain among people who talk to me about their upcoming visit to California.Tue, 25 Aug 2015 10:54:10 EDTCheck Out the Guy Calling Dominos <P> Single girls never ask me for relationship advice. I don't know if that's because they've seen pictures of my poofy '80s wedding or what.Mon, 17 Aug 2015 11:03:52 EDTIt's My Time for Michelle Paper Dolls's-My-Time-for-Michelle-Paper-Dolls.html <P> It's time for me to get the Michelle Obama paper dolls. I've been waiting 45 years to get to the top of the seniority list to put paper clothes on a First Lady and, by god, I think this might be my year.Wed, 12 Aug 2015 10:35:15 EDTNew Obsessive Project, I Heart You,-I-Heart-You.html <P> Here's another reason why Facebook is ruining my life. I was all set to finish off the year strong with lots of writing projects and ambitious experiments.Tue, 4 Aug 2015 13:11:55 EDT