Morning Journal Newshttp://www.morningjournalnews.comTop Blogsen-usSat, 13 Feb 2016 07:40:29 EDTSat, 13 Feb 2016 07:40:29 EDT From the ER <P> I wasn't going to write about my trip to the ER until I could bring myself to write a whole book about it.Tue, 9 Feb 2016 10:58:47 EDTIncontinence, Impress Me,-Impress-Me.html <P> I don't know why I even see an OBGYN anymore. The birth control conversation is over, fertility is moot, and even yeast infections are a young woman's game. Now it's just a matter of waiting to wet my pants.Tue, 2 Feb 2016 12:15:19 EDTSatin Sheets: The Armpits of Bedding <P> There's a reason satin sheets are not on any list of annual anniversary gifts, lists that include everything on eart.Mon, 25 Jan 2016 13:56:57 EDTPutting the Fun Back in Funeral <P> I've decided to put my funeral plans down on paper because I don't trust my husband to plan my final party.Mon, 18 Jan 2016 11:26:17 EDTCome to Body Shred, She Said. It'll Be Fun, She Said.,-She-Said.-It'll-Be-Fun,-She-Said..html <P> My relationship with my daughter was going really well. She had boomeranged back home six months prior.Mon, 11 Jan 2016 12:04:21 EDT